Comments on: I am the Client! http://www.formfiftyfive.com/2009/09/i-am-the-client/ Design inspiration from around the world. Mon, 13 Feb 2012 10:03:12 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Sarah http://www.formfiftyfive.com/2009/09/i-am-the-client/#comment-25154 Sarah Mon, 10 May 2010 07:48:23 +0000 http://www.formfiftyfive.com/?p=8659#comment-25154 I think it's nice, I like it. I think it’s nice, I like it.

]]> By: Dave Knockles http://www.formfiftyfive.com/2009/09/i-am-the-client/#comment-22278 Dave Knockles Sat, 17 Oct 2009 19:29:52 +0000 http://www.formfiftyfive.com/?p=8659#comment-22278 Rydo - I understand what can sometimes feel like a very desperate need to use Jordan (let\'s not dignify her with a real name) in one\'s ads. After all, she\'s more interesting to journos than a two-headed kiddy-fiddler would be. And she does, as you rightly attest, have gigantic bristolas. There\'s no disputing that. But, just like I turned down Paris Hilton (http://iamtheclient.blogspot.com/2009/08/paris-hilton-blows-job.html), sometimes it pays to look at the less obvious option. For instance, if you could find a doris with enormous bristolas, a right blow-jobber\'s gob AND a big press following - but who also didn\'t cost much - you\'d have hit advertising paydirt. Marc - never feel a moment\'s concern about suggesting Katona for an ad job. She\'s marketing gold. After all, she\'s an idiot, has big bristolas and for tabloid hacks she\'s harder to resist than a free handjob. I feel, though (and this is just Dave Knockle\'s personal opinion) that there are a better grade of bristolas that can be attached to MY brand. For other brands, mind, she works harder than a stripper at a war memorial. Keep on reading, men! And please comment on my blog - I want opinion from chaps like you! Cheerz, Dave Rydo – I understand what can sometimes feel like a very desperate need to use Jordan (let\’s not dignify her with a real name) in one\’s ads. After all, she\’s more interesting to journos than a two-headed kiddy-fiddler would be. And she does, as you rightly attest, have gigantic bristolas. There\’s no disputing that.

But, just like I turned down Paris Hilton (http://iamtheclient.blogspot.com/2009/08/paris-hilton-blows-job.html), sometimes it pays to look at the less obvious option. For instance, if you could find a doris with enormous bristolas, a right blow-jobber\’s gob AND a big press following – but who also didn\’t cost much – you\’d have hit advertising paydirt.

Marc – never feel a moment\’s concern about suggesting Katona for an ad job. She\’s marketing gold. After all, she\’s an idiot, has big bristolas and for tabloid hacks she\’s harder to resist than a free handjob. I feel, though (and this is just Dave Knockle\’s personal opinion) that there are a better grade of bristolas that can be attached to MY brand. For other brands, mind, she works harder than a stripper at a war memorial.

Keep on reading, men! And please comment on my blog – I want opinion from chaps like you!

Cheerz,

Dave

]]> By: Marc http://www.formfiftyfive.com/2009/09/i-am-the-client/#comment-22276 Marc Sat, 17 Oct 2009 11:47:57 +0000 http://www.formfiftyfive.com/?p=8659#comment-22276 Dave – I salute you! It was a school boy error on my part to purely stare, I mean look, at the size of the Katona bristolas and forget what a car crash of a woman she actually is. Dave – I salute you! It was a school boy error on my part to purely stare, I mean look, at the size of the Katona bristolas and forget what a car crash of a woman she actually is.

]]> By: Rydo http://www.formfiftyfive.com/2009/09/i-am-the-client/#comment-22272 Rydo Fri, 16 Oct 2009 22:14:16 +0000 http://www.formfiftyfive.com/?p=8659#comment-22272 Katona is definitely old hat these days… in my humble opinion anyway. I think Iceland should be looking to better themselves and aiming to recruit the likes of Katie 'Jordan' Price for forthcoming campaigns. She has everything Katona has and more. Plus — she can speak in almost-coherent sentences. Case closed. Katona is definitely old hat these days… in my humble opinion anyway. I think Iceland should be looking to better themselves and aiming to recruit the likes of Katie ‘Jordan’ Price for forthcoming campaigns. She has everything Katona has and more. Plus — she can speak in almost-coherent sentences. Case closed.

]]> By: Dave Knockles http://www.formfiftyfive.com/2009/09/i-am-the-client/#comment-22271 Dave Knockles Fri, 16 Oct 2009 21:15:40 +0000 http://www.formfiftyfive.com/?p=8659#comment-22271 Hmm - it's a good point, Marc. And I'd love to take some credit for the Iceland work, but I operate in the consumer durables market relating to, or directly involving cleaning clothes, and or soft furnishing, and or other fabrics. I think, though, that we need to focus not just on big bristolas (which are crucial, Marc - crucial) but on the quality of those bristolas. And I'm afraid that what Katona delivers in clout, she lacks in class. That said, I bet the wrap party after shooting the commercials was an absolute cunting riot! Cheerz, Dave Hmm – it’s a good point, Marc. And I’d love to take some credit for the Iceland work, but I operate in the consumer durables market relating to, or directly involving cleaning clothes, and or soft furnishing, and or other fabrics.

I think, though, that we need to focus not just on big bristolas (which are crucial, Marc – crucial) but on the quality of those bristolas. And I’m afraid that what Katona delivers in clout, she lacks in class.

That said, I bet the wrap party after shooting the commercials was an absolute cunting riot!

Cheerz,

Dave

]]> By: Marc http://www.formfiftyfive.com/2009/09/i-am-the-client/#comment-22270 Marc Fri, 16 Oct 2009 15:53:08 +0000 http://www.formfiftyfive.com/?p=8659#comment-22270 Dave, I know you're a fan of ASDA's ads (and why not when they feature such a big green arrow AND a price!). Can I put it to you that Iceland have the best advertising ever? Kerry Katona (big bristolas) and prices featured at nearly the same size as the afore mentioned bristolas? Surely Dave Knockles had some input... Dave, I know you’re a fan of ASDA’s ads (and why not when they feature such a big green arrow AND a price!). Can I put it to you that Iceland have the best advertising ever? Kerry Katona (big bristolas) and prices featured at nearly the same size as the afore mentioned bristolas? Surely Dave Knockles had some input…

]]> By: Dave Knockles http://www.formfiftyfive.com/2009/09/i-am-the-client/#comment-22263 Dave Knockles Thu, 15 Oct 2009 19:53:12 +0000 http://www.formfiftyfive.com/?p=8659#comment-22263 Jesus! What happened to all my punctuation? That was the only thing I learned at school! (Apart from how to make a mug tree and where the clitoris is.) Jesus! What happened to all my punctuation? That was the only thing I learned at school! (Apart from how to make a mug tree and where the clitoris is.)

]]> By: Dave Knockles http://www.formfiftyfive.com/2009/09/i-am-the-client/#comment-22260 Dave Knockles Thu, 15 Oct 2009 19:50:19 +0000 http://www.formfiftyfive.com/?p=8659#comment-22260 Woah there, men! While I'm chuffed you're reading my blog (and why wouldn't you - it's fucking brilliant!) I have to take issue with all this talk of me being a) made up, and, worse, b) an agency. Dave Knockles is as real as...Dave Knockles. I'm me. Dave Knockles. There can be only one! (Actually, I know there's a Dave Knockles who fits kitchens in and around Bowe - but he's obviously not the real Dave Knockles - that's me.) Anyway, that minor gripe aside, thanks for reading - please keep doing so. There's so much more marketing magic I have to share! Cheerz, Dave Knockles Woah there, men! While I’m chuffed you’re reading my blog (and why wouldn’t you – it’s fucking brilliant!) I have to take issue with all this talk of me being a) made up, and, worse, b) an agency.

Dave Knockles is as real as…Dave Knockles. I’m me. Dave Knockles. There can be only one! (Actually, I know there’s a Dave Knockles who fits kitchens in and around Bowe – but he’s obviously not the real Dave Knockles – that’s me.)

Anyway, that minor gripe aside, thanks for reading – please keep doing so. There’s so much more marketing magic I have to share!

Cheerz,

Dave Knockles

]]> By: ????? http://www.formfiftyfive.com/2009/09/i-am-the-client/#comment-21798 ????? Tue, 15 Sep 2009 09:04:32 +0000 http://www.formfiftyfive.com/?p=8659#comment-21798 Nice try! Hysterical and indeed clever on the part of the creative agency behind this Nice try! Hysterical and indeed clever on the part of the creative agency behind this

]]> By: Rydo http://www.formfiftyfive.com/2009/09/i-am-the-client/#comment-21796 Rydo Tue, 15 Sep 2009 08:39:27 +0000 http://www.formfiftyfive.com/?p=8659#comment-21796 Yeah, it's a bit of a master stroke — they must get loads of hits on their site off the back of it! People in work look at like I'm mental when I'm sitting at my desk reading it with contorted face and very poorly contained laughing/snorting. Yeah, it’s a bit of a master stroke — they must get loads of hits on their site off the back of it! People in work look at like I’m mental when I’m sitting at my desk reading it with contorted face and very poorly contained laughing/snorting.

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