But the application doesn’t work and requires a ludicrous process of fiddling with command lines and Java updates to even install.

I’ll give Karsten Schmidt the benefit of the doubt and assume that this load of rubbish is an ironic joke about the old days of the web when idiot designers expected users to have specific browser sizes, to download plugins and to wait for ages for huge files to download.

But it’s a bit of a shit joke to be honest.